1. "I LOVE MY MUSCLES"
2. "I like to think I get all the chicks"
3. "DON'T MAKE ME ANGRY"
Two words: Roid rage. This may not be the case - for all we know this individual is just genetically really muscular and scary. But everyone in the gym is still thinking the same thing. This person is 100%, without a doubt a yeller or a grunter. Steer clear.
4. The Day Dreamer
This individual is usually found on a cardio machine because it takes little focus. You can literally just keep going and going and going and have a stupid face on without even realizing it.*This one is me on a bike
5. Chatty Cathy
|"OOOOOH you are so strong"|
6. "How much longer til I'm done?"
This person is not really welcome at the gym. They just dilly-dally and bum around for an hour until they are actually bored out of their mind or their work-out buddy (not that anyone wants to be this person's work-out buddy...) is done working out and it is time to go. This person needs a kick in the bumoley.
8. The sweater
I know a few of these, myself included. We are like the morbidly obese - we sweat even when we are just sitting on the couch eating. I start sweating the moment I sit on a bike or start a plank (oh gosh, core is a killer in the sweat department) I had to extra large size this photo so you could all get the full effect. Sweat beads all down the face and a soaking shirt - which, when you are a girl, always leaves a sports bra impression. Basically, there is nothing wrong with this person. Until they don't disinfect their machine. Then I have a problem.
*I literally poured water on myself, sitting in my bedroom, so you could all enjoy gym identity #8. I hope you appreciate it, cause now I am cold. And now I have to change my shirt and make more laundry.
I saved the BEST for last.
9. "I need to look my best"
Yes, I know. But believe it or not, there ARE girls who come to the gym like this. I didn't even fill in my eyebrows, put on eyeshadow, wear fake lashes or put on any foundation or cover up - some girls would. And I didn't even do my hair. I don't know about you.. but when I go to the gym IF I have anything on it's just mascara. I don't want my favourite Bison Soccer t-shirt to get makeup on the sleeves. Cause I only have about 12 of them and they are super white. In all seriousness. The girls who show up to the gym all pretty are probably so busy trying to look good that they half-ass their work-out and don't get the same benefits as if they gave it their all. This girl might also be known as a duckface because she likes to purse her lips like a duck. I'm sure her lip gloss is poppin'.
That's it for today folks! I'm gonna be away for a week cause I'm going to the Royal Wedding next weekend and we leave tomorrow. So if you need your Ginger on the Loose fix, just read my old blogs. Duh.
The one, the only,
- Lady Peaches.... I mean Laura.